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adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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dogs420:

i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog

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